Wednesday, June 03, 2009

If you are reading this then you are mentally ill

Well according to psychiatrists you are.

Believe it or not, psychiatrists are planning to add a new disease to the next edition of their "Bible", the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM V) and that disease is ... "Internet addiction".

What this means is that you are sick and need psychiatric drugs. So get out your wallet or your medical insurance and prepare to cough up dough so they can medicate you for the rest of your life.

Here is the full story: If you're reading this you're "sick, sick, sick"


Kenny said...

Just because they include it as a disorder in the DSM, doesn't mean that they will treat it with drugs.

Grahame said...

Right Kenny, and pigs will fly.

Grahame said...

Hey Kenny, It seems you are right. Psychiatrists will not treat us Internet Addicts with only drugs. They'll use Electric Shock Treatment too: Electroshock therapy given to young Net addicts.